Ready for a dumb question?
Ever notice how the day after you go on a booze bender you feel like death?
Of course you have! It sucks! It literally, is one of the worst things ever to wake up with a gnarly hangover the morning after and take a (very, very short-lived) vow of sobriety. We’ve all had them before – well, 77% of drinkers anyway – and despite their often horrendous nature, they don’t seem to put us off getting boozy.
Sounds about right?
But what if we told you there was a was a way to get crunked without waking up with a debilitating hangover the next morning?
Well, there is, and it’s super simple, its just 6 simple steps. #5 will make you laugh and #6 is going to change your life. But first, let’s do a quick science lesson about why you get hungover so you know how to fix it.
Why do we actually get them? What is it about drinking too much alcohol that makes you feel like you want to crawl into a hole and cry the next morning?
While we’re all familiar with the delightful symptoms of a hangover (headache, trembling, nausea, fatigue, dehydration, diarrhea, etc), scientists actually understand relatively little about what causes them. For many years, dehydration was blamed as the primary cause for hangovers. Alcohol is a diuretic, meaning it makes you pee more and hence makes you lose water. It does this by suppressing our body’s antidiuretic hormone vasopressin, which prevents you from urinating excessively. Also, if you’re shooting whisky or some other favorite tipple, you’re probably not drinking much water. But even after you’ve necked two pints of water as soon as you fall out of bed in the morning, you probably still feel dreadful.
Scientists have found that, in general, the levels of electrolytes (minerals in our bodily fluids) aren’t significantly different between controls and people with hangovers, and even if they have spotted differences, they didn’t seem to correlate with the severity of the hangover. Furthermore, other studies have found no links between hormones associated with dehydration and hangover severity.
So, dehydration probably isn’t responsible for the majority of your hangover, but it might give you a banging headache. These are an unfortunate by-product of your body attempting to restore fluid levels. Your blood vessels narrow, restricting the flow of blood and oxygen to the brain, which then tries to compensate by dilating its blood vessels, which can cause swelling. Although the brain itself can’t feel pain, the discomfort may result from pain receptors in the lining that surrounds our brain.
We've covered headaches, but what makes our stomach churn the morning after? Alcohol actually irritates your stomach and intestine, causing inflammation of the stomach lining and delayed emptying of the stomach contents. It also causes us to produce more gastric acid alongside increasing the levels of pancreatic and intestinal secretions. Both of these can lead to that delightful nausea we often experience, or even cause us to throw up.
Another candidate for the origin of a hangover is a toxic compound called acetaldehyde, which builds up as a byproduct as our body processes alcohol. It’s thought to be up to 30 times more toxic than alcohol itself, and has been found to produce hangover-like symptoms in studies.
One final intriguing hypothesis is that hangovers are actually the result of our immune systems. One Korean study found that people with hangovers also had high levels of cytokines, which are substances secreted by immune cells that are involved in inflammation and cellular communication.
Normally, these help us fight off infections, but if you inject large enough doses into healthy people, they start to experience hangover symptoms like nausea, headache and fatigue. Furthermore, some lines of evidence have hinted that abnormally high levels of cytokines could disrupt memory formation in the brain, which could help explain why many of us wake up totally oblivious of our late night shenanigans.
Another contributing factor is your choice of drink. Different alcoholic beverages have varying amounts of compounds called congeners, which are sometimes produced during the fermentation process or added in afterwards. Some studies have found that beverages high in congeners, like brandy and red wine, are much more likely to result in a hangover than drinks with few or no congeners, like gin and vodka. However, a more recent study found that congener content didn’t actually cause differing effects on sleep, reaction time or memory the next day, despite participants reporting feeling worse on high-congener drinks. So, they might make us feel like dirt, but they don’t seem to be affecting our performance.
Alas, here is the mathematical equation of a hangover:
That said, your safest bet on a night out is somewhat boring drink, like a vodka and soda with a lime or orange slice. Kinda lame, but at least you’ll avoid feeling like complete ass the next morning.
Vodka has the least ‘hangover causing' toxins, particularly congeners, compared to other dark liquors like scotch and whisky.
Plus, here's a piece of common sense most people choose to ignore when downing drinks—eat some food! Preferably something with healthy fats and lean protein, so that your stomach will stay comfortable while you get fucking toasted.
To sum up this lesson on getting drunk like a boss, let's recap the key points:
- Opt for clear or light-colored booze (or don't, whatever)
- Have a glass of water between rounds
- Eat beforehand
- Bonus tip: Don't drunk text your ex.
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